I’ve Been Tagged in a Meyers-Briggs Chain Thingy


It’s a game that’s fun for everyone, because everyone should be able to find cool people on a list containing 1/16th of all characters ever.

If you don’t know your personality type, take the test here.

Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them.

My Personality: INTP
"INTPs are loners with a love of information and a knack for logic. This can lead to Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness, but also the opposite, as INTPs are best at describing complex ideas concisely. They are independent, creative, and curious. They are basically the ‘nerds’ of MBTI; that is certainly not a bad thing.”

I’m pretty sure this is what I scored on this test years ago, so good on me for being consistant. Here are some people that “scored” the same.

Jack Bauer from “24”
Quote: “I can make you die with more pain than you ever imagined.”

Dr. Zoidberg from “Futurama”
Quote: “Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!

How fucking useful is a personality test that puts Jack Bauer and Zoidberg in the same category? Not, is what I’m saying.

Dr. Gil Grissom from “CSI: Original Flavour”
Quote: “It was in the days of public hangings that people first noticed that men would get erections and sometimes even ejaculate. They called it ‘The Killer Orgasm.’”

Dr. Algernop Krieger from “Archer”
Quote: “Stop. My penis can only get so erect.”

This one actually does feel like two sides of the same coin. Like, if Gil’s dad was a nazi scientist instead of a botanist, he’d have a clone army and a holographic anime girlfriend too.

Pavel Chekov from “Star Trek”
Quote: “Nuclear Wessels”

Data from “Star Trek: The Next Generation”
Quote: “It would appear that my program designed to predict emotional responses needs… adjustment. 

Geordi LaForge from “Star Trek: The Next Generation”
Quote: “Butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as high.”

The Doctor from “Star Trek: Voyager”
Quote: “Sticks and stones won’t break my bones, so you can imagine how I feel about being called names.

Star Trek engineers and artificial lifeforms. Three of them eventually become captains.

Peter Parker from “Spider-Man”
Quote: “With great power comes great responsibility.”

Reed Richards from “Fantastic Four”
Quote: “A few days in space. What’s the worst that could happen?”

Bruce Banner/The Hulk from “The Incredible Hulk”
Quote: *sad hulk music*

Here’s some super-heroes, all scientists, all Marvel. Spider-Man is my childhood favorite, so that makes me happy. Hulk should definitely be a different personality type though

Curt Conners from “Spider-Man”
Quote: “I work in darkness. The Lizard wants out. It’s time I stopped ignoring him.

Otto Octavius from “Spider-Man”
Quote: “The Sweet air of freedom is once again mine to breathe. It shall not be taken from me again!

The Joker from “Batman”
Quote: “If I weren’t crazy, I’d be insane!

Ra’s Al Ghul from “Batman”
Quote: “Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society’s understanding.

And here’s some super-villains. Interesting to see Doc Ock in the same category, since he recently forced his way into being the new Spider-Man. But how are The Joker and Ra’s Al Ghul in the same ballpark? Ra’s is committed to order and balance, but The Joker is all chaos.

Abed Nadir from “Community”
Quote: “Chaos already dominates enough of our lives; the universe is an endless raging sea of randomness. Our job isn’t to fight it, but to weather it, together, on the raft of life. A raft held together by those few, rare beautiful things we know to be predictable.

April Ludgate from “Parks and Recreation”
Quote: “I don’t want to do things. I want to not do things.”

Mr. Feeny from “Boy Meets World”
Quote: “If you let people’s perception of you dictate your behavior, you will never grow as a person.”

Again, here’s three sitcom characters who don’t seem to be in the same boat, yet I feel connected to all of them. Feeny teaches, Abed observes, and April just hates everyone. Or pretends to.

Armin Arlert from “Attack on Titan”
Quote: “Clueless people who care about saving their own skin will unwittingly set humanity on a path towards self-destrucion!

Colonel Quaritch from “Avatar”
Quote: “That is one big damn tree!”

Two soldiers. Something tells me Armin would have sided with the Na’vi though.

John McClain from “Die Hard”
Quote: “Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!

Dominic Toretto from “The Fast and the Furious”
Quote: “I live my life a quarter mile at a time.

Unkillable action heroes. They value family and friends, and don’t mind blowing shit up to save them. 

Chandler Bing from “Friends”
Quote: “I say more dumb things before 9 AM than most people say in a day.”

Brian Griffin from “Family Guy”
Quote: “Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up

Brian is just a boozed-up, canine Chandler. And Chandler is my favorite Friend.

Walter Bishop from “Fringe”
Quote: “Well, we’re all victims of our own gene pool. Someone must have peed in yours.

Sure, why not. Genius-level intelligence, poor decision-making skills.

Dorothy Ann from “Magic School Bus”
Quote: “Oh, our concerto will be ruined. All the other schools will laugh at us, and it’ll be the end of the world as we know it.”

This is bullshit. Everyone knows I’m a Carlos.

James, the Green Rectangle from “Thomas Was Alone”
Quote: “James had always been different. And not different in that kooky ‘OMG you’ve totally got to meet my mate James, he is literally insane!’ kind of way.”

Stop the presses, we have a winner! 

I tag no one, because I don’t believe in that shit.


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