"Daddy, how do tanks get born?"
"Well, son, when two army transport trucks love each other very much, they do a secret mating dance, and nine months later, a tank rampages out of the mommy truck’s uterus, destroying it entirely."

"Daddy, how do tanks get born?"

"Well, son, when two army transport trucks love each other very much, they do a secret mating dance, and nine months later, a tank rampages out of the mommy truck’s uterus, destroying it entirely."

Evil Dead (NOT The Evil Dead) hits theaters April 12, 2013

The first trailer can be found HERE

The first clip of Star Trek: Into Darkness.
Three frames presented by JJ Abrams on Conan

The first clip of Star Trek: Into Darkness.

Three frames presented by JJ Abrams on Conan

I saw Dredd last night (which was awesome) and after experiencing Karl Urban’s perma-frown, I can’t not think of it every time I see the grumpy cat now.
So here he is: Judge Tardd

I saw Dredd last night (which was awesome) and after experiencing Karl Urban’s perma-frown, I can’t not think of it every time I see the grumpy cat now.

So here he is: Judge Tardd

"All right, that was a cheap joke, okay. I admit it, and I’m going to do it again like 4 times in the movie, and I’m just going to apologize up front. I like knocking Norse people out of frame. It makes me laugh. And I like things that make me laugh" -Joss Whedon on the commentary for The Avengers

Comedy Bang Bang [1x10] Weird Al Yankovic Wears A Hawaiian Shirt
"Reggie, what have you dooooooooooooooone?!?!

Comedy Bang Bang [1x10] Weird Al Yankovic Wears A Hawaiian Shirt

"Reggie, what have you dooooooooooooooone?!?!